Sitemap - 2016 - The Matt Jankowski Club

SEASON TWO SNEAK PREVIEW

Are you taking out the recycling, or is the recycling taking out you?!

Every day we bring the wheelbarrow around the back of the barn

What if the teacher asked you to highlight every word in the book?

Let me remove the crust and cut your sandwich into tiny triangles

This marching band keeps walking around the block and there's not even a parade

It rained all night and the city was flooded

Are you counting your geigers ... or are they counting you?!

Renting out the entire venue for your friends

The list of merits is too big to take them on their own

Their backyard is so big that they need to use two extension cords

An audience member made a sign asking the band to do something

A massive list of spelling errors

What day is this?

You wouldn't clean your heart with a Swiffer!

A bag of crumpled up wrapping paper

Feasting on the tears of our enemies

A stack of stickers

Hitting the cut-off man

The air show brings in a certain type of person

With a large enough backyard there's hardly a need for a gun range

A company which literally manufactures widgets

Making a list of all the places you can grow crops

Use the green potion when you meet the elder dragon

What if we found a way to make the technology even more efficient?

We've named so many things after the greek gods

They used a cute food word pun to name the restaurant

Accelerating quickly creates a powerful force

The train to the coast is the fastest way to get there without flying

If the forest gets too hot the trees will probably catch fire

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

The freedom we found there was impossible to harvest and bring home

The controversy should be that there aren't more challenges to the regime

We need to employ an even newer strategy on this initiative

The seats on the 50 yard line are generally more expensive

I would have enjoyed the sequel even more without the musical number

The secret's not the recipe, it's got to be the cooks

We could have just looked inside to see what was there

These walls are paper thin and everyone hears every little sound

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case.

Grappling with the future