Sitemap - 2016 - The Matt Jankowski Club
Are you taking out the recycling, or is the recycling taking out you?!
Every day we bring the wheelbarrow around the back of the barn
What if the teacher asked you to highlight every word in the book?
Let me remove the crust and cut your sandwich into tiny triangles
This marching band keeps walking around the block and there's not even a parade
It rained all night and the city was flooded
Are you counting your geigers ... or are they counting you?!
Renting out the entire venue for your friends
The list of merits is too big to take them on their own
Their backyard is so big that they need to use two extension cords
An audience member made a sign asking the band to do something
A massive list of spelling errors
You wouldn't clean your heart with a Swiffer!
A bag of crumpled up wrapping paper
Feasting on the tears of our enemies
The air show brings in a certain type of person
With a large enough backyard there's hardly a need for a gun range
A company which literally manufactures widgets
Making a list of all the places you can grow crops
Use the green potion when you meet the elder dragon
What if we found a way to make the technology even more efficient?
We've named so many things after the greek gods
They used a cute food word pun to name the restaurant
Accelerating quickly creates a powerful force
The train to the coast is the fastest way to get there without flying
If the forest gets too hot the trees will probably catch fire
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
The freedom we found there was impossible to harvest and bring home
The controversy should be that there aren't more challenges to the regime
We need to employ an even newer strategy on this initiative
The seats on the 50 yard line are generally more expensive
I would have enjoyed the sequel even more without the musical number
The secret's not the recipe, it's got to be the cooks
We could have just looked inside to see what was there
These walls are paper thin and everyone hears every little sound