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July 2021

When the armada gets lost in the fog, some of the fog gets enlightened by the armada
Every time I reset my password at a financial institution and then like a week later I get a physical paper in the mail confirming that I did this, it’s…
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A list of every science fiction film which accurately predicted a future innovation that came to be a real thing in the actual non-fictional…
Jumping into a warm pot of water to join the frog mid-boil
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A simple solution to a complex issue
Bumper cars but where the cars are made of soap bubbles
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There was a whole jumble of fruit seeds contained in the fruit seed jar
A jungle cat battles a non-jungle cat in a board game based in a jungle
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June 2021

A commemorative stamp to commemorate the first time a commemorative stamp was issued
The canonical order for a parade is to put the parade leader first in line
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You could twist around the entire exterior surface, but had to contort and blur your vision to even glimpse the inside
The alarm clock rang to an empty household
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The pattern was totally full of static, but when we looked deeper into the static we found it was utterly full of pattern as well
Imagine a really tall person in a really short bed and a really short person in a really long bed
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A missing reference error can cause you days of trouble
The anomaly was noticed outside of the surface, but the inside seemed clean
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May 2021

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