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Rumble rumble whistle and stout, turn my little pea pod out! Here’s a cool Power Move for anyone who is about to be onboarded into a new job. At some c…
Matt Jankowski
Apr 4Share
We caught him wrenching on his ride As previously noted in this newsletter, one of my household chores is to take out the garbage and recycling when ou…
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Mar 28Share
We came to enroll in a new list of people In the classic era of landline phones, a popular move to execute when you got really mad on a phone call was …
Matt Jankowski
Mar 21Share
You can make a free bike out of junkyard scrap One compelling way to threaten someone in the olden times was to use a phrase along the lines of “Watch …
Matt Jankowski
Mar 14Share
I need you to be a character witness on this trial The headquarters of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) in the United States is based in Langley, …
Matt Jankowski
Mar 7Share
The most ancient ritual but with a modern twist I assume that this practice has now been banned by the millennials and younger generations, but in year…
Matt Jankowski
Feb 28Share
The most delicious ratatouille ever prepared I live a life which is mostly isolated from news about what the British royal family is doing, but in the …
Matt Jankowski
Feb 21Share
There’s a guy literally growling in the background In the higher realms of academia, people who are pursuing their doctorate degrees famously get to a …
Matt Jankowski
Feb 14Share
The song has been sung a thousand times before I’ve always wanted to have a conversation with a person who I know but only barely know and say somethin…
Matt Jankowski
Feb 7Share
A guy who likes to put his own custom caps on his figurines I’d like to see a movement emerge which is anti-gay-pride but pro gay people. It would be a…
Matt Jankowski
Jan 31Share
If you see a priest on TV there’s probably a cowboy nearby I think a cool thing to do as an employer attempting to hire people would be to do a totally…
Matt Jankowski
Jan 24Share
It’s the most powerful global brand We have a digital timer attached with a magnet to the side of our refrigerator. It’s right next to the stove and co…
Matt Jankowski
Jan 17Share
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