If you leave a puppy in the dark he’ll smell his way back home I wonder if there’s ever been a time where neighboring convention centers are both hosting events for “pickup artists” — only one of them is a conference about applying custom paint jobs to your pickup truck, and the…
Accidentally recording a hit song after you’ve already released a greatest hits album A fun prank to play on your spouse would be to come home from wor…
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What is already examined can always be re-examined With many people still watching cautiously as election ballots are tallied and final results are arr…
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The director’s cut was way too long to tolerate About a decade or so ago there was a TV advertisement that would run during big college football or bas…
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This time the whistle has truly been wet For the last few weeks there is one question which has utterly consumed my household, and that is this — who h…
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One time I sponsored a kickstarter at the thousand dollar level and got a painted rubber duck Let’s say your regularly scheduled house cleaning crew co…
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Can we extend them the same courtesies we were extended? The "first date" in any potential romantic relationship holds a lot of outsized sway over how …
Matt Jankowski
Don't truncate the table before the hot swap is completed Many food products include labels about their ingredients and how they were prepared. One ang…
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