One day a farmer and his helpers went out to their fields to tend to the crops. It was a warm sunny day and they were all slightly annoyed at the prospect of laboring in these conditions all day. "It's not the heat, it's the humidity", remarked Greg, a tall lanky farm helper…
Every time I reset my password at a financial institution and then like a week later I get a physical paper in the mail confirming that I did this, it’s…
Jumping into a warm pot of water to join the frog mid-boil With the games of the XXXII Olympiad merely a week or so away many people are coming down…
Bumper cars but where the cars are made of soap bubbles I was thinking about those “in case of emergency, break glass” boxes that have like panic…
A jungle cat battles a non-jungle cat in a board game based in a jungle In a famous SNL skit which is a pretend episode of Behind the Music depicting…
The canonical order for a parade is to put the parade leader first in line When I first heard the term “fly by wire” in reference to flying airplanes…
The alarm clock rang to an empty household The region of La Mancha, in central Spain, famously has a bunch of windmills in it, as catalogued by Miguel…
Imagine a really tall person in a really short bed and a really short person in a really long bed Fans of folk music will sometimes discuss the time…
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