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Mint flavored iced tea was unnecessary but now that it's here I guess if you like it go ahead and have some
We came to enroll in a new list of people
Mar 21, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
You can return your purchase for store credit but not actual cash
There’s a guy literally growling in the background
Feb 14, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
If you get away they might come after you
A guy who likes to put his own custom caps on his figurines
Jan 31, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
A brand new pair of jeans shipping in a really fancy cardboard box
The most delicious ratatouille ever prepared
Feb 21, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
The least predictable emotion came from the most predictable demolition
One day a farmer and his helpers went out to their fields to tend to the crops.
Aug 1, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
The brand new video game is rentable to play on your TV and within it nothing is super easy but nothing is super hard either
The rain came down in buckets but the buckets had holes in them
Apr 11, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
The grumpiest farmer still has to pull as many weeds as the happiest farmer
A pairing chart to identify your best pair
Apr 25, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
Click here to be entered into a drawing to win all of the bitcoin mined by the person you most admire in the world
The most ancient ritual but with a modern twist
Feb 28, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
Your tiniest ideas blossomed into huge ambitions, but your biggest dreams were crushed into pointless daydreams
Rumble rumble whistle and stout, turn my little pea pod out!
Apr 4, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
A list of every science fiction film which accurately predicted a future innovation that came to be a real thing in the actual non-fictional…
Jumping into a warm pot of water to join the frog mid-boil
Jul 18, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
The ramifications of the decision were felt for years afterwards
We caught him wrenching on his ride
Mar 28, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
A simple solution to a complex issue
Bumper cars but where the cars are made of soap bubbles
Jul 11, 2021
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Matt Jankowski
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