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We came to enroll in a new list of people In the classic era of landline phones, a popular move to execute when you got really mad on a phone call was…
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One time I sponsored a kickstarter at the thousand dollar level and got a painted rubber duck Let’s say your regularly scheduled house cleaning crew…
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If you leave a puppy in the dark he’ll smell his way back home I wonder if there’s ever been a time where neighboring convention centers are both…
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There’s a guy literally growling in the background In the higher realms of academia, people who are pursuing their doctorate degrees famously get to a…
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I only ordered two pint glasses from Etsy but I received three business cards in my box from the artisan I bet that pulling office pranks on your…
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A guy who likes to put his own custom caps on his figurines I’d like to see a movement emerge which is anti-gay-pride but pro gay people. It would be a…
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This song is called ‘rules made up by that guy right there’ Everyone has a diet - it’s the stuff you’re eating. You’ve got a diet, sorry! But, some…
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The most delicious ratatouille ever prepared I live a life which is mostly isolated from news about what the British royal family is doing, but in the…
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The edge of the shadow moves faster than light One big decision facing a couple who are getting married is around what to do with their bank accounts…
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Accidentally recording a hit song after you’ve already released a greatest hits album A fun prank to play on your spouse would be to come home from work…
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This time the whistle has truly been wet For the last few weeks there is one question which has utterly consumed my household, and that is this — who…
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This reward comes from our platinum tier Instead of trying to find grand unifying explanations of behavior or social systems, I’ve been trying to err on…
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