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Mint flavored iced tea was unnecessary but now that it's here I guess if you like it go ahead and have some
We came to enroll in a new list of people In the classic era of landline phones, a popular move to execute when you got really mad on a phone call was…
Matt Jankowski
Mar 21, 2021
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Mint flavored iced tea was unnecessary but now that it's here I guess if you like it go ahead and have some
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It's like the thing where you slowly boil a frog and it never notices somehow
One time I sponsored a kickstarter at the thousand dollar level and got a painted rubber duck Let’s say your regularly scheduled house cleaning crew…
Matt Jankowski
Oct 18, 2020
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It's like the thing where you slowly boil a frog and it never notices somehow
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The absence of category
If you leave a puppy in the dark he’ll smell his way back home I wonder if there’s ever been a time where neighboring convention centers are both…
Matt Jankowski
Nov 22, 2020
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You can return your purchase for store credit but not actual cash
There’s a guy literally growling in the background In the higher realms of academia, people who are pursuing their doctorate degrees famously get to a…
Matt Jankowski
Feb 14, 2021
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A shuffle board so long that the curvature of the earth matters
I only ordered two pint glasses from Etsy but I received three business cards in my box from the artisan I bet that pulling office pranks on your…
Matt Jankowski
Nov 29, 2020
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A shuffle board so long that the curvature of the earth matters
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If you get away they might come after you
A guy who likes to put his own custom caps on his figurines I’d like to see a movement emerge which is anti-gay-pride but pro gay people. It would be a…
Matt Jankowski
Jan 31, 2021
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Crunching down on a big cruncher
This song is called ‘rules made up by that guy right there’ Everyone has a diet - it’s the stuff you’re eating. You’ve got a diet, sorry! But, some…
Matt Jankowski
Dec 13, 2020
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A brand new pair of jeans shipping in a really fancy cardboard box
The most delicious ratatouille ever prepared I live a life which is mostly isolated from news about what the British royal family is doing, but in the…
Matt Jankowski
Feb 21, 2021
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Widdly widdly wopple flop
The edge of the shadow moves faster than light One big decision facing a couple who are getting married is around what to do with their bank accounts…
Matt Jankowski
Dec 20, 2020
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Herbert Neninger's Farm
Accidentally recording a hit song after you’ve already released a greatest hits album A fun prank to play on your spouse would be to come home from work…
Matt Jankowski
Nov 15, 2020
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It would be hard to prove with math, but easy to prove with love
This time the whistle has truly been wet For the last few weeks there is one question which has utterly consumed my household, and that is this — who…
Matt Jankowski
Oct 25, 2020
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The status of the buffer is that the buffer is full
This reward comes from our platinum tier Instead of trying to find grand unifying explanations of behavior or social systems, I’ve been trying to err on…
Matt Jankowski
Dec 6, 2020
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