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Modern prophets chasing higher profits

Don't let yourself be the dolphin in someone else's tuna net

Where we're going we don't need roads

The inventory is going stale because the air conditioner is broken

Growing indoor plants on a vertical wall

The wrinkle free solution to your shirt problem

How long would it take if we couldn't use oils?

Take the elevator to the top floor and then get off and come find me

Captain, the shields are at full power!

Bunny rabbits wearing masks to look like pigs

You'll want to brown the meat first

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