It’s the most powerful global brand We have a digital timer attached with a magnet to the side of our refrigerator. It’s right next to the stove and co…
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Take off your shorts and wave them like a muffin tin One frequently used trope in action/mystery/spy films is to have the characters who are like exper…
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The rules became more lax as the season wore on Whenever I see a person with a twitter bio along the lines of “all opinions are my own”, part of me is …
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The power brick was bigger than the device itself I’ve been thinking about the intersections and overlaps of the youngest accidentally named after and …
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The edge of the shadow moves faster than light One big decision facing a couple who are getting married is around what to do with their bank accounts a…
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This song is called ‘rules made up by that guy right there’ Everyone has a diet - it’s the stuff you’re eating. You’ve got a diet, sorry! But, some peo…
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This reward comes from our platinum tier Instead of trying to find grand unifying explanations of behavior or social systems, I’ve been trying to err o…
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I only ordered two pint glasses from Etsy but I received three business cards in my box from the artisan I bet that pulling office pranks on your co-wo…
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If you leave a puppy in the dark he’ll smell his way back home I wonder if there’s ever been a time where neighboring convention centers are both hosti…
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Accidentally recording a hit song after you’ve already released a greatest hits album A fun prank to play on your spouse would be to come home from wor…
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What is already examined can always be re-examined With many people still watching cautiously as election ballots are tallied and final results are arr…
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The director’s cut was way too long to tolerate About a decade or so ago there was a TV advertisement that would run during big college football or bas…
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