The Matt Jankowski Club
It’s the most powerful global brand We have a digital timer attached with a magnet to the side of our refrigerator. It’s right next to the stove and counter prep area, and we use it for timing various cooking activities that need to be timed. It’s actually sort of fancy and has …
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Take off your shorts and wave them like a muffin tin One frequently used trope in action/mystery/spy films is to have the characters who are like exper…
Matt Jankowski
Jan 10
The rules became more lax as the season wore on Whenever I see a person with a twitter bio along the lines of “all opinions are my own”, part of me is …
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Jan 3
The power brick was bigger than the device itself I’ve been thinking about the intersections and overlaps of the youngest accidentally named after and …
Matt Jankowski
Dec 27, 2020
The edge of the shadow moves faster than light One big decision facing a couple who are getting married is around what to do with their bank accounts a…
Matt Jankowski
Dec 20, 2020
This song is called ‘rules made up by that guy right there’ Everyone has a diet - it’s the stuff you’re eating. You’ve got a diet, sorry! But, some peo…
Matt Jankowski
Dec 13, 2020
This reward comes from our platinum tier Instead of trying to find grand unifying explanations of behavior or social systems, I’ve been trying to err o…
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Dec 6, 2020
I only ordered two pint glasses from Etsy but I received three business cards in my box from the artisan I bet that pulling office pranks on your co-wo…
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Nov 29, 2020
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