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Sainthood comes to those who order ice cream first

Widdly widdly wopple flop

Crunching down on a big cruncher

The status of the buffer is that the buffer is full

A shuffle board so long that the curvature of the earth matters

The absence of category

Herbert Neninger's Farm

This battle station is not yet fully operational

The dog found a new bone

It would be hard to prove with math, but easy to prove with love

It's like the thing where you slowly boil a frog and it never notices somehow

The vessel was very large and could not make tight turns

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